| Poster | Message |
|---|---|
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 12:28 | Who the hell steals plants? Woke up this morning to find these gone: 4 Zinnias, 4 Baby's Breaths, 3 Gladiolas, 1 Dahlia, 1 Bougainvillea, 1 Garlic, 1 Habanero and 1 Cayenne Pepper gone. Idiots. I'm actually amused at how pitiful that is |
| Prelude to AgonySuper Regular Sniper Harassment Duty P: 03/30/2021 12:32 | Seriously. I hate people. I hope when that Habanero grows, they mistakenly shove it in their ass. |
| Ignorant_FloristDaycare Manager Pipebomb Monkey P: 03/30/2021 12:45 | Jesus! I live in Baltimore and theft ain't THAT bad! I mean, I've been breeding plants for sale since we moved into this house... I leave the potted ones sitting in my front yard, pretty much unguarded, and shit like that doesn't happen. If you need/want any daylillies(I have singles in 3 different colours, and double-daylillies in a bright orange)... let me know. I know how to ship them properly. The singles, I'd have to wait until they bloom to know which ones are which colour... but the doubles are all one colour. Shouldn't cost much to send them bare. So... on the house, so to speak. Just hit me up, man. I usually post them locally for $5 per, with deals for "bulk buys"(5 or more). Not looking to start a business or anything... just to help offset the water bill. ? |
| moose poopSuper Regular Body Splatter P: 03/30/2021 13:01 | Oh, it's a thing. I once had 14 Sego palms "procured" ... love daylillies, tall bearded Iris and crocus at the base |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 13:15 | I know about palms and cactus getting stolen because resale is worth it but these were common garden plants. |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 13:33 | Ignorant_Florist wrote: Jesus! I live in Baltimore and theft ain't THAT bad! I mean, I've been breeding plants for sale since we moved into this house... I leave the potted ones sitting in my front yard, pretty much unguarded, and shit like that doesn't happen. If you need/want any daylillies(I have singles in 3 different colours, and double-daylillies in a bright orange)... let me know. I know how to ship them properly. The singles, I'd have to wait until they bloom to know which ones are which colour... but the doubles are all one colour. Shouldn't cost much to send them bare. So... on the house, so to speak. Just hit me up, man. I usually post them locally for $5 per, with deals for "bulk buys"(5 or more). Not looking to start a business or anything... just to help offset the water bill. ? Thanks Iggy. I'm good on plants at the moment. The ones stolen were in a staging/rehab area. The only one that irritates me is the Bougainvillea. It was just literally twigs after getting decimated by a wind storm when I put it in rehab and was getting nice and full again after months of care. There is a camera on that area so I'm waiting for the owner to get back to me... |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 13:38 | moose poop wrote: Oh, it's a thing. I once had 14 Sego palms "procured" ... My Sego palm is right next to my front door and I would go full Liam Neeson if someone stole that as I've had that guy for about 10 years https://media0.giphy.com/media/ax7HxqkjPg2Yw/200.gif |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 19:29 E: 03/30/2021 19:34 | Got the plants back. Thank god for security cameras. I have them pulling a truck up and stealing them. Took a walk around and found them sitting on someone's balcony. I'll upload the video when I get a copy. |
| angry_saladSuper Regular Medic Capping Service P: 03/30/2021 20:07 | Being American and all, do you get to shoot them for that? |
| Prelude to AgonySuper Regular Sniper Harassment Duty P: 03/30/2021 20:10 | Yeaaaa....no. |
| angry_saladSuper Regular Medic Capping Service P: 03/30/2021 20:11 | Not even in the kneecap? |
| Prelude to AgonySuper Regular Sniper Harassment Duty P: 03/30/2021 20:16 | I mean....I'm not saying I'm against it. But, that really doesn't rise up to the level of a cap in the ass crime, you know? And I love plants, mind you. Now, as I've stated, I'm all for them getting a free ass kicking. |
| angry_saladSuper Regular Medic Capping Service P: 03/30/2021 20:18 | Same sentiment, even though I was being facetious with the kneecapping thing. Sort of. |
| Prelude to AgonySuper Regular Sniper Harassment Duty P: 03/30/2021 20:25 | As was I...kinda. Sometimes, fuckers need a real and painful consequence for their stupid actions. Stern words or a slap on the wrist doesn't always work. |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/30/2021 21:49 | They are also on video taking a package off another person's stoop then throwing it in the trash. Found out they just moved in 10 days ago. They have been evicted as of today and have until Thursday to move out. |
| Prelude to AgonySuper Regular Sniper Harassment Duty P: 03/30/2021 22:12 | That's a quick eviction. Hopefully they actually leave. |
| gg#4Super Regular Killer Scout P: 03/31/2021 10:14 E: 03/31/2021 10:15 | People steal plants all the time. Usually its not peppers though Reminds me of crazy rhubarb lady. Stealing rhubarb. https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI |
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeetSuper Regular FatGuy With A LittleGun P: 03/31/2021 10:25 E: 03/31/2021 10:25 | sp0t wrote: They are also on video taking a package off another person's stoop then throwing it in the trash. Found out they just moved in 10 days ago. They have been evicted as of today and have until Thursday to move out. i always suspected you'd be the sort of individuals who would cultivate plants worth stealing. you and angry. plants are pet vegetables. |
| sp0tSuper Regular Assault Cannon Lover P: 03/31/2021 12:43 | Apparently you never noticed that the only thing I post on my FB page is pictures of my plants :p |
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeetSuper Regular FatGuy With A LittleGun P: 03/31/2021 13:53 | i noticed you have photos of everything and anything other than your actual face, except possibly in like one sketch that could be you, so i don't even know if you are, in fact, a real person. but yeah, you have nice pet vegetables. |
| Ignorant_FloristDaycare Manager Pipebomb Monkey P: 03/31/2021 13:54 | "you have nice pet vegetables." That's no way to talk about his sister. |
| Mr. WalnutsDaycare Manager Pipey FlagCatcher P: 03/31/2021 14:56 | Last year, I was preparing a large in-ground planter to put in 6 double-bloom hibiscuses. I forgot the fertilizer and went inside and grabbed it. By the time I came back out, the plants were gone. This year, someone dug out a dozen cyclamen. |
| kyreeSuper Regular Present Dropper P: 03/31/2021 22:48 | Prelude to Agony wrote: As was I...kinda. Sometimes, fuckers need a real and painful consequence for their stupid actions. Stern words or a slap on the wrist doesn't always work. some people have never been smacked in the mouth, and it shows! |
| JiK MAZZSuper Regular WMD Creator P: 03/31/2021 23:19 | Mr. Walnuts wrote: Last year, I was preparing a large in-ground planter to put in 6 double-bloom hibiscuses. I forgot the fertilizer and went inside and grabbed it. By the time I came back out, the plants were gone. This year, someone dug out a dozen cyclamen. Rumor has it that the next morning they woke up in their bed to find green pipes by their bedroom door and Walnuts crouching in the corner of the bedroom. But drippy- checked the security camera and said it isn’t true. |