461,713 players joined   529,316 uNFs
217 years wasted played
99,720,447 kills   112,898,668 deaths
11/17/20

Ralphy has been 'upgraded'

03/14/18

Server has been migrated to a new host, expect some minor issues while things are smoothed out...

04/24/17

HTTPS now available, for those who want to keep their ralphy porn secret.

03/27/17

Ralphy now serves !pizza, enjoy the special sauce.

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