| Poster | Message |
|---|---|
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/01/2024 23:35 | If 2fort could have fish swimming in the waters under the bridge, what kinds would you desire? Goldfish - they're harmless just like the rest of you most of the time! Sharks - fuck fish. I want to see a shark with its jaw wide open waiting at the teleporter exit ripping heads off. Piranha - their razor sharp teeth will make even a quick dip into the pool for a conc take half your health away. Need more ideas, haha. Swordfish, bass, catfish, Tuna. Or keep it simple & have a non-moving jellyfish or electric eel, where if your player touches it you die instantly. |
| Ignorant_FloristDaycare Manager Pipebomb Monkey P: 01/02/2024 00:46 | I'd rather see Dolly return to follow people around again. And occasionally explode because Ralphy is an asshole. |
| JiK MAZZSuper Regular WMD Creator P: 01/02/2024 14:01 | Manatees. Two of them. Big, dumb, and slow. But provides cover you can swim behind to avoid damage and sometimes blocks your way when you try to conc out or swim down a tunnel. |
| neseSuper Regular Rocket Jumping Capper P: 01/02/2024 14:16 | The prehistoric shark monster pulled from the challenger deep a week ago from black mesa. There was a server that had that in all the waters and it made you get out of there quick! |
| XenOz3r0xTSuper Regular Shotgun Quick Draw P: 01/02/2024 14:24 | Not a bad idea to implement those worm enemies in the water from Half Life that did 1 damage. |
| BackalleybuttloveSuper Regular Crack-Powered Capper P: 01/02/2024 14:38 | I think it's the ktrain server that has the big water monster from half life that will knock a good chunk of your health off. |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/02/2024 15:47 | Force the sea creature to hold still on top of your teleporter entrance as the poisonous monster becomes somebody else's problem! Or hookup a red & black cable to the waters for just one day, instantly killing any player who touches water. Force lazy conc players to learn to hh jump up. Smart engineers would sneak down to the enemies waters & build an exit there as enemies would assume it was safe from intruders since swimming is impossible. Also imagine the fun in knocking literally everybody into the suicidal waters below! Cross that bridge with caution! |
| JiK MAZZSuper Regular WMD Creator P: 01/02/2024 15:50 | But that would turn the bridge into a spamfest! Oh, nevermind... |
| Boo BooSuper Regular Master HWGuy P: 01/02/2024 20:58 | [IOD]Snips wrote: If 2fort could have fish swimming in the waters under the bridge, what kinds would you desire? Goldfish - they're harmless just like the rest of you most of the time! Sharks - fuck fish. I want to see a shark with its jaw wide open waiting at the teleporter exit ripping heads off. Piranha - their razor sharp teeth will make even a quick dip into the pool for a conc take half your health away. Need more ideas, haha. Swordfish, bass, catfish, Tuna. Or keep it simple & have a non-moving jellyfish or electric eel, where if your player touches it you die instantly. Oooo Baracuda.... |
| HelpSuper Regular Soldier Flag Defense P: 01/02/2024 21:22 | Octopus, not very fast but grab on to you for a while if you are stationary. Cough, underwater HW cough, |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/02/2024 21:32 | Build an exit at the bottom of your enemies elevator. Next carefully push the underwater fish onto the teleporter's entrance & watch as suddenly water along with fish begins to pour around the corners flooding their basement. As engineers panic to enter their lower respawn, the sound of the respawn turret firing against confused sharks can be heard. An excited scout looks down the elevator shaft into the dark waters below and says "oh hell no!" The sound of banging metal & construction can be heard, as LG begins to build a teleporter exit onto his own sniper deck. "Alright snipers, all of this is your problem now!" |
| JiK MAZZSuper Regular WMD Creator P: 01/03/2024 10:48 | Boo Boo wrote: Oooo Baracuda.... I read that with the guitar riff... |
| Boo BooSuper Regular Master HWGuy P: 01/03/2024 21:02 | Yup...if you didn't sing it, you didn't get it. |
| lil-bastard P: 01/04/2024 05:35 | Old broad :P |
| Boo BooSuper Regular Master HWGuy P: 01/04/2024 21:38 | Older geezer.... :P lol |
| XenOz3r0xTSuper Regular Shotgun Quick Draw P: 01/05/2024 05:27 | Even better idea. Spawn the ichtysaur form half life at random. |
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeetSuper Regular FatGuy With A LittleGun P: 01/09/2024 18:18 | Boo Boo wrote: Yup...if you didn't sing it, you didn't get it. You’re a girl?! |
| EmotionallyDisturbedParakeetSuper Regular FatGuy With A LittleGun P: 01/09/2024 18:19 | @op SpongeBob and Patrick |
| PeluchonSuper Regular Engineer Spreading Happiness P: 01/09/2024 19:08 | Piranha would be good. I want to see those pesky medic bridgegods being triturated. |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/09/2024 19:45 | Suddenly a cease fire occurs, as both red & blue approach the edges of the bridge. They begin to unload pipes & grenades. Pyro's begin to boil the water. Whatever lives down there must die immediately! Shove a scout or sniper in as an offering or sacrifice just to be safe. |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/09/2024 19:54 | A beautiful & majestic Dolphin approaches. With a twinkle in its eye, it smiles & tilts forward offering to give you a ride. **THUD THUD THUD** as a player behind is hitting the dolphin with his crowbar: "Look I found a tiny whale, how many points is he worth!?" |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Speed Sniping Master P: 01/11/2024 06:59 | Leaning over the bridge I looked down & saw the most hideous looking fish, it was so ugly it would make women weep & children scream. But then realized it was just my reflection. |