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| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Spaz Sniper P: 03/15/2024 04:55 | MOVIE: Drippy - The tale of two forts A man holding an oversized chaingun heavy weapon stands above an elevator balcony. All alone his heart is racing because at any second now either a friend or foe could come racing around that corner. The man's name is Boo Boo Cow (Gender swapped, the movie is made by Disney). An enemy female spy approaches & their eyes immediately lock together. Boo Boo knows this is a spy, but he chooses not to shoot. For he has been alone for far too long. The two break out in song & the spy lays out a plan for joining their two teams together in peace through the power of love. Overcoming the differences that separate them such as the color of their clothing. It's a heartfelt D+ acting storyline with a mindless plot written by ChatGPT, costing $1 billion to produce & is guaranteed to lose money at the boxoffice. If the entitled actors say anything offensive before this arrives in theaters, it will probably just be scrapped. -Meanwhile offscreen- Soldier #6 comment: "I was flexing in my red uniform on the spiral, and this hot redhead wearing a blue outfit came rushing down. As she passed me by I slapped her hard on the ass & yelled SPY CHECK! She gave me a wink & walked on by" Scout #1 comment: "They forced us all into this sweaty undersized room they called the 'respawn room' insisting we only come out when it was 'our turn'. I was never called & the stench of body odor was so intense that I eventually passed out!" Medic #3 comment: "most of the outdoor scenes had to be cut because of birds or bugs landing in the cool waters below under the bridge. Thank god the crew carried cherry bombs to simulate grenades & to keep the crew awake, but were also effective to scare the birds away. You can only 'pretend' you were scared from a fake grenade explosion on a greenscreen for so long!" Jack Black: "they said I was getting paid no matter how much time I had on camera. So I just chugged any liquids I could get my hands on & was non-stop pissing into that fireplace they installed in the basement. The director wasn't joking, that flame is NOT going out!" Morgan Freeman: "They told me I would be the key character to transition the story from the half-life universe into the main team fortress plot. When they explained the only reason they hired me was because my last name was 'Freeman' and that I was black so that they could 'race swap my character', I told them to go to hell. However, when they offered to pay me $50 million dollars I replied: 'Hello my name is Gordon!'" |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Spaz Sniper P: 03/15/2024 04:55 | Drippy - 2forts 1cup This is a kinky porno designed for gamers who played half-life way back in 1998. Likewise this will only be released on a VHS tape! The only way to tell who's on which team is to look at the color of the women's bikini (if they're even wearing one). It's basically just lesbians rubbing against each other fake moaning next to the flagroom fireplace. The girls keep melting snowballs against their warm bodies. The pornstars kept speaking the wrong team fortress terms but it doesn't matter when you look that fucking hot. Bambi just took the flag & if you want to know where it's going you'll just have to rent it. Let's be honest, they may not make HDMI compatible VCR machines, but you would still find some way to watch this. |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Spaz Sniper P: 03/15/2024 04:55 | Drippy - 2farts Two 90 year old men, each one on a sniper deck attempt to shoot the other, but accidently hit the waters below due to their old age. After this goes on for quite a while, eventually they both come down. They complain about the current times and recent changes in the world, reflecting on how much better the good old days were. |
| [IOD]SnipsSuper Regular Spaz Sniper P: 03/15/2024 04:56 | Drippy - Political Parties: Red versus Blue Two teams meet on the bridge and yell about politics for the entire film. No guns, just words. The one team is insisting global warming will kill both teams soon enough, while the other team counters this by pointing out the thick snow covered bridge stating this is clear evidence that global warming is fake. Abortion, gender, religion... both sides complain & bend the truth enough to make their point not sound completely insane. This movie is highly suggested for men over 60, especially if they still watch TV to get their news. |
| fredSuper Regular Rocket Suicider P: 03/15/2024 14:56 | snips i think you need a hobby |
| statixSuper Regular Spaz Sniper P: 03/15/2024 20:14 | https://youtu.be/5XcKBmdfpWs?si=axS6QedEcvFrqNCc |